THE CHILD FOR LIFE SYNDROME
 
 
By Dave Gorman

 

The Celebrity Comparison:

 

Actors and actresses - male - adult

Name

Birth Date

Video Evidence

Comment

Height

Ben Affleck Aug 15, 1972 A man in “Good Will Hunting” at 24. Made “Armaggedon” at 25.   6’3”
Stephen Baldwin May 12, 1966 A man in “Possi” at 26. Made “The Usual Suspects” at 28.   5’10”
Christian Bale Jan 30, 1974 A man in “American Psycho” at 25. Made “Reign of Fire” at 27.   6’1”
Matthew Broderick Mar 21, 1962 A man in “Glory” at 26. Just barely qualifies as a man. 5’8”
Nicolas Cage Jan 7, 1964 A man in “Moonstruck” and “Raising Arizona” at 22.   6’1”
Billy Crudup July 8, 1968 A man in “Sleepers” at 27.   5’8”
Tom Cruise July 3, 1962 A man in “Top Gun” at 23. Made “Born on the Fourth of July” at 26.   5’7”
John Cusack Jun 28, 1966 A man in “Eight Men Out” at 21. Made “The Drifters” at 23.   6’3”
Matt Damon Oct 8, 1970 A man in “Good Will Hunting” at 26. Made “Rounders” at 27. Just barely qualifies as a man. 5’10”
Tony Danza Apr 21, 1951 A man in season 1 of “Taxi” at 27.   5’9”
Taye Diggs Jan 2, 1972 A man in “How Stella Got Her Groove Back” at 25. Just barely qualifies as a man. 5’10”
Matt Dillon Feb 18, 1964 A man in “The Outsiders” at 18. Made “Drugstore Cowboy” at 24.   6’0”
Colin Farrell May 31, 1976 A man in “American Outlaws” at 24. Made “Minority Report” at 25. Just barely qualifies as a man. 5’10”
Brendan Fraser Dec 3, 1968 A man in “School Ties” at 23.   6’3”
Mel Gibson Jan 3, 1956 A man in “Mad Max” at 22.   5’9”
Cuba Gooding Jr. Jan 2, 1968 A man in “A Few Good Men” at 23. Made “Jerry Maguire” at 27.   5’10”
Mark Hamill Sep 25, 1951 A man in “Star Wars” at 25. Just barely qualifies as a man. 5’8”
Tom Hanks July 9, 1956 A man in “Splash” at 27.   6’0”
Val Kilmer Dec 31, 1959 A man in “Top Gun “at 26.   6’0”
Jude Law Dec 29, 1972 A man in “Gattaca” at 24. Made “The Talented Mr. Ripley” at 26.   5’11”
Matt Leblanc July 25, 1967 A man in season 1 of “Friends” at 27.   5’11”
Matthew McConaughey Nov 4, 1969 A man in “Dazed and Confused” at 23. Made “A Time to Kill” at 26.   6’0”
Ewan McGregor Mar 31, 1971 A man in “Trainspotting” at 24. Just barely qualifies as a man. 5’11”
Eddie Murphy Apr 3, 1961 A man in “48 Hours” at 20. Made “Beverly Hills Cop” at 22.   5’10”
Matthew Perry Aug 19, 1969 A man in season 1 of “Friends” at 25.   6’1”
Joaquin Phoenix Oct 28, 1974 A man in “Clay Pigeons” at 23. Made “Gladiator” at 25.   5’8”
Brad Pitt Dec 18, 1963 A man in “Thelma and Louise” at 27.   6’0”
Jeremy Piven July 26, 1965 A man in “Judgement Night” at 27.   5’9”
Christopher Reeve Sep 25, 1952 A man in “Superman” at 25.   6’4”
Keanu Reeves Sep 2, 1964 A man in “Point Break” at 26.   6’1”
David Schwimmer Nov 2, 1966 A man in season 1 of “Friends” at 28.   6’2”
Charlie Sheen Sep 3, 1965 A man in “Wall Street” at 21. Made “Young Guns” at 22.   5’10”
Tom Sizemore Nov 29, 1961 A man in “The Flight of the Intruder” at 29. Made “True Romance” at 31.   6’0”
Christian Slater Aug 18, 1969 A man in “Young Guns 2” at 20. Made “True Romance” at 23.   5’8”
Will Smith Sep 25, 1968 A man in “Bad Boys”at 26. Made “Independence Day” at 27.   6’2”
Sylvester Stallone July 6, 1946 A man in “Rocky” at 29.   5’9”
Kiefer Sutherland Dec 21, 1966 A man in “Young Guns” at 21. Made “Flatliners” at 23.   5’10”
Vince Vaughn Mar 28, 1970 A man in “Clay Pigeons” at 27.   6’5”
Forest Whitaker July 15, 1961 A man in “Platoon” at 24.   6’2”
Noah Wyle Jun 4, 1971 A man in season 1 of “ER” at 23.   6’1”
Billy Zane Feb 24, 1966 A man in “Dead Calm” at 22.   6’1”

 

 

 

Actors and actresses - male - child

Name

Birth Date

Video Evidence

Height

Jason Biggs May 12, 1978 Still a child in “Eight Below” at 27. Made “American Wedding” at 24. Looks the same in “American Pie” at 20. 5’11”
Jack Black Aug 28, 1969 Still a child in “King Kong” at 35. Looks the same in “High Fidelity” at 30. 5’7”
Orlando Bloom Jan 13, 1977 Still a child in “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man‘s Chest” at 28. 5’11”
Zack Braff Apr 6, 1975 Still a child in season 5 of “Scrubs” at 31. Looks the same in season 1 at 26. 6’0”
Adam Brody Dec 15, 1979 Still a child in season 3 of “The O.C.” at 26. Looks the same in season 1 at 23. 5’11”
Hayden Christensen Apr 19, 1982 Still a child in “Star Wars: Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith” at 23. Looks the same in “Life as a House” at 19. 6’1”
Kevin Connolly Mar 5, 1974 Still a child in season 3 of “Entourage” at 32. 5’7”
Paulo Costanzo Sep 21, 1978 Still a child in season 2 of “Joey” at 27. Looks the same in “Road Trip” at 21. 5’10”
Leonardo DiCaprio Nov 11, 1974 Still a child in “The Aviator” at 29. Looks the same in “Titanic” at 22. 6’0”
Jerry Ferrara Nov 25, 1979 Still a child in season 3 of “Entourage” at 26. 5’6”
Adrian Grenier July 10, 1976 Still a child in season 3 of “Entourage” at 29. 5’10”
Topher Grace July 19, 1978 Still a child in season 8 of “That 70’s Show” at 27. Looks the same in season 1 at 20. 5’11”
Jake Gyllenhaal Dec 19, 1980 Still a child in “Brokeback Mountain” and “Jar Head” at 24. Looks the same in “Donnie Darko” at 20. 6’0”
Josh Hartnett July 21, 1978 Still a child in “Lucky Number Slevin” at 27. Looks the same in “Pearl Harbor” at 22. 6’3”
Jon Heder Oct 26, 1977 Still a child in “School for Scoundrels” at 28. 6’2”
Robert Iler Mar 2, 1985 Still a child in season 6 of “The Sopranos” at 21. 5'7"
Michael Imperioli Mar 26, 1966 Still a child in season 6 of “The Sopranos” at 39. 5'8"
Chris Klein Mar 14, 1979 Still a child in “American Dreamz” at 26. Looks the same in “American Pie” at 19. 6'1"
Johnny Knoxville Mar 11, 1971 Still a child in “The Dukes of Hazard” at 33. 6'1"
Ashton Kutcher Feb 7, 1978 Still a child in season 8 of “That 70’s Show” at 28. Looks the same in season 1 at 20. 6'3"
Heath Ledger Apr 4, 1979 Still a child in “Brokeback Mountain” at 25. Looks the same in “The Patriot” at 20. 6'1"
Tobey Maguire Jun 27, 1975 Still a child in “Spider-Man 2” at 28. Looks the same in “The Cider House Rules” at 23. 5'8"
Danny Masterson Mar 13, 1976 Still a child in season 8 of “That 70’s Show” at 30. Looks the same in season 1 at 22. 5'10"
Benjamin McKenzie Sep 12, 1978 Still a child in season 3 of “The O.C.” at 27. Looks the same in season 1 at 24. 5'9"
Jesse Metcalfe Dec 9, 1978 Still a child in “John Tucker Must Die” at 27. 5'11"
Brekin Meyer May 7, 1974 Still a child in “Herbie: Fully Loaded” at 30. Looks the same in “The Craft” at 21. 5'7"
Frankie Muniz Dec 5, 1985 Still a child in season 7 of “Malcolm in the Middle” at 20. 5'4"
Thomas Ian Nicholas July 10, 1980 Still a child in “American Wedding” at 22. Looks the same in “American Pie” at 18. 5'8"
Mekhi Phifer Dec 29, 1974 Still a child in season 12 of “E.R.” at 31. Looks the same in “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” at 23. 5'10"
Ryan Phillippe Sep 10, 1974 Still a child in “Crash” at 30. Looks the same in “I Know What You Did Last Summer” at 22. 5'9"
Freddie Prinze Jr Mar 8, 1976 Still a child in season 1 of “Freddie” at 30. Looks the same in “I Know What You Did Last Summer” at 20. 6'1
D.J. Qualls Jun 12, 1978 Still a child in “Hustle and Flow” at 26. Looks the same in “Road Trip” at 21. 6'2"
Ryan Reynolds Oct 23, 1976 Still a child in “The Amityville Horror” at 28. Looks the same in “Van Wilder” at 25. 6'3"
Giovanni Ribisi Dec 17, 1974 Still a child in “The Flight of the Phoenix” at 29. Looks the same in “Saving Private Ryan” at 23. 5'7"
Brandon Routh Oct 9, 1979 Still a child in “Superman Returns” at 26. 6'2"
Seann William Scott Oct 3, 1976 Still a child in “The Dukes of Hazard” at 28. Looks the same in “American Pie” at 22. 6'0"
Wilmer Valderama Jan 30, 1980 Still a child in season 8 of “That 70’s Show” at 26. Looks the same in season 1 at 18. 5'8"
James Van Der Beek Mar 8, 1977 Still a child in “Still Standing” at 28. Looks the same in “The Rules of Attraction” at 23. 5'11"
Tom Welling Apr 26, 1977 Still a child in season 5 of “Smallville” at 28. Looks the same in season 1 at 24. 6'3"
Elijah Wood Jan 28, 1981 Still a child in “Sin City” and “Green Street Hooligans” at 23. 5'6"

 

 

 

Actors and actresses - female - adult

Name

Birth Date

Video Evidence

Comment

Height

Gillian Anderson Aug 9, 1968 A woman in season 1 of “The X-Files” at 25.   5'3"
Pamela Anderson July 1, 1967 A woman in season 1 of “Home Improvement” at 24. Did season 3 of “Baywatch” at 25.   5'7"
Jennifer Aniston Feb 11, 1969 A woman in season 1 of “Friends” at 25.   5'6"
Patricia Arquette Apr 8, 1968 A woman in “True Romance” at 24.   5'1"
Drew Berrymore Feb 22, 1975 A woman in “The Wedding Singer” at 22. Just barely qualifies as a woman. 5'4"
Kate Beckinsale July 26, 1973 A woman in “Pearl Harbor” at 27. Just barely qualifies as a woman. 5'8"
Jolene Blalock Mar 5, 1975 A woman in “Jason and the Argonauts” at 25.   5'7"
Brooke Burns Mar 16, 1978 A woman in season 9 of “Baywatch” at 20.   5'9"
Tia Carrere Jan 2, 1967 A woman in “Wayne’s World” at 24.   5'8"
Toni Collette Nov 1, 1972 A woman in “The Sixth Sense” at 26.   5'6"
Penelope Cruz Apr 28, 1974 A woman in “Vanilla Sky” and “Blow” at 26.   5'6"
Cameron Diaz Aug 30, 1972 A woman in “The Mask” at 21. Made “There’s Something About Mary” at 25.   5'9"
Carmen Electra Apr 20, 1972 A woman in season 8 of “Baywatch” at 25.   5'4"
Carrie Fisher Oct 21, 1956 A woman in “Star Wars” at 20.   5'1"
Jodie Foster Nov 19, 1962 A woman in “The Silence of the Lambs” at 28.   5'4"
Heather Graham Jan 29, 1970 A woman in “Boogie Nights” at 26.   5'8"
Tricia Helfer Apr 11, 1974 A woman in “Battlestar Galactica” at 29.   5'10"
Natasha Henstridge Aug 15, 1974 A woman in “Species” at 20.   5'10"
Holly Hunter Mar 20, 1958 A woman in “Raising Arizona” and “Broadcast News” at 28.   5'2"
Elizabeth Hurley Jun 10, 1965 A woman in “Passenger 57” at 26.   5'9"
Angelina Jolie Jun 4, 1975 A woman in “The Bone Collector” at 23. Made “Gone in 60 Seconds” at 24.   5'7"
Ashley Judd Apr 19, 1968 A woman in “Heat” at 26. Made “A Time to Kill” at 27.   5'7"
Diane Keaton Jan 5, 1946 A woman in “The Godfather” at 25.   5'8"
Nicole Kidman Jun 20, 1967 A woman in “Dead Calm” at 21. Made “Days of Thunder” at 22.   5'10"
Lucy Lawless Mar 29, 1968 A woman in season 1 of “Xena: Warrior Princess” at 27.   5'11"
Eva Longoria Mar 15, 1975 A woman in season 1 of “Desperate Housewives” at 29.   5'2"
Jennifer Lopez July 24, 1970 A woman in “Money Train” at 24.   5'5"
Jenny McCarthy Nov 1, 1972 A woman in “Things to do in Denver When You’re Dead” at 22.   5'7"
Kelly McGillis July 9, 1957 A woman in “Witness” at 27. Made “Top Gun” at 28.   5'10"
Demi Moore Nov 11, 1962 A woman in “Ghost” at 27.   5'5"
Gwyneth Paltrow Sep 27, 1972 A woman in “Seven” at 22.   5'9"
Robin Wright Penn Apr 8, 1966 A woman in “The Princess Bride” at 20. Made “Forest Gump” at 27.   5'6"
Michelle Pfeiffer Apr 29, 1958 A woman in “Scarface” at 24.   5'7"
Julia Roberts Oct 28, 1967 A woman in “Pretty Woman” and “Flatliners” at 22.   5'9"
Winona Ryder Oct 29, 1971 A woman in “Bram Stoker’s Dracula” at 20. Just barely qualifies as a woman. 5'4"
Cybill Sheppard Feb 18, 1950 A woman in “Taxi Driver” at 25.   5'8"
Meryl Streep Jun 22, 1949 A woman in “The Deer Hunter” at 28.   5'6"
Charlize Theron Aug 7, 1975 A woman in “2 Days in the Valley” at 20. Made “The Devil’s Advocate” at 21.   5'10"
Uma Thurman Apr 29, 1970 A woman in “Pulp Fiction” at 23.   6'0"
Marisa Tomei Dec 4, 1964 A woman in “My Cousin Vinny” at 27.   5'6"
Sigourney Weaver Oct 8, 1949 A woman in “Alien” at 29.   5'11"
Liv Tyler July 1, 1977 A woman in “Armageddon” at 20. Just barely qualifies as a woman. 5'10"
Kate Winslet Oct 5, 1975 A woman in “Titanic” at 21. Just barely qualifies as a woman. 5'8"
Renee Zellweger Apr 25, 1969 A woman in “Jerry Maguire” at 26.   5'5"
Catherine Zeta-Jones Sep 25, 1969 A woman in “The Mask of Zorro” at 28.   5'8"

 

 

 

Actors and actresses - female - child

Name

Birth Date

Video Evidence

Comment

Height

Jessica Alba Apr 28, 1981 Still a child in “Sin City” at 23.   5'7"
Mischa Barton Jan 24, 1986 Still a child in season 3 of “The O.C.” at 20. Looks the same in season 1 at 17.   5'8"
Kristen Bell July 18, 1980 Still a child in season 2 of “Veronica Mars” at 25.   5'2"
Jessica Biel Mar 3, 1982 Still a child in “The Illusionist” at 23. Looks the same in “The Rules of Attraction” at 18.   5'8"
Rachel Bilson Aug 25, 1981 Still a child in season 3 of “The O.C.” at 25. Looks the same in season 1 at 22.   5'4"
Thora Birch Mar 11, 1982 Still a child in “Silver City” at 21. Looks the same in “American Beauty” at 16.   5'4"
Selma Blair Jun 23, 1972 Still a child in “The Fog” at 32. Looks the same in “Can’t Hardly Wait” at 25.   5'3"
Alexis Bledel Sep 16, 1981 Still a child in season 6 of “The Gilmore Girls” at 24.   5'7"
Neve Campbell Oct 3, 1973 Still a child in “When Will I be Loved?” at 30. Looks the same in “Scream” at 22.   5'7"
Lacey Chabert Sep 30, 1982 Still a child in “Mean Girls” at 21.   5'3"
Sarah Chalke Aug 27, 1976 Still a child in season 5 of “Scrubs” at 29. Looks the same in the last season of “Roseanne” at 20.   5'6"
Erika Christensen Aug 19, 1982 Still a child in “The Sisters” at 23. Looks the same in “Traffic” at 17.   5'5"
Rachael Leigh Cook Oct 4, 1979 Still a child in “Stateside” at 24.   5'2"
Elisha Cuthbert Nov 30, 1982 Still a child in season 5 of “24” at 23. Looks the same in season 1 at 18.   5'5"
Claire Danes Apr 12, 1979 Still a child in “The Family Stone” and “Shopgirl” at 25. Looks the same in “Brokedown Palace” at 19.   5'5"
Rosario Dawson May 9, 1979 Still a child in “Clerks II” at 26. Looks the same in “He Got Game” at 18.   5'7"
Zooey Deschanel Jan 17, 1980 Still a child in “Failure to Launch” at 25. Looks the same in “Almost Famous” at 19.   5'6"
Jaime Lynn DiScala May 15, 1981 Still a child in season 6 of “The Sopranos” at 24. Looks the same in season 3 at 20.   5'5"
Kirsten Dunst Apr 30, 1982 Still a child in “Elizabethtown” at 22. Looks the same in “Spider-Man” at 19.   5'7"
Shannon Elizabeth Sep 7, 1973 Still a child in “Cursed” at 31. Looks the same in “American Pie” at 25.   5'9"
Jennifer Garner Apr 17, 1972 Still a child in season 5 of “Alias” at 33. Looks the same in season 1 at 29.
Almost qualifies as a woman. 5'9"
Sarah Michelle Gellar Apr 14, 1977 Still a child in “The Grudge” at 26. Looks the same in “I Know What You Did Last Summer” at 19.   5'3"
Maggie Gyllenhaal Nov 16, 1977 Still a child in “World Trade Center” at 28. Looks the same in “Donnie Darko” at 23.   5'9"
Alyson Hannigan Mar 24, 1974 Still a child in “American Wedding” at 28. Looks the same in “American Pie” at 24.   5'5"
Anne Hathaway Nov 12, 1982 Still a child in “The Devil Wears Prada” at 23.   5'8"
Jennifer Love Hewitt Feb 21, 1979 Still a child in season 1 of “Ghost Whisperer” at 27. Looks the same in “I Know What You Did Last Summer” at 17.   5'3"
Paris Hilton Feb 17, 1981 Still a child in “House of Wax” at 23.   5'8"
Katie Holmes Dec 18, 1978 Still a child in “Thank You For Smoking” at 27. Looks the same in “The Gift” at 21.   5'8"
Kate Hudson Apr 19, 1979 Still a child in “You, Me and Dupree” at 26. Looks the same in “Almost Famous” at 20.   5'6"
Scarlett Johansson Nov 22, 1984 Still a child in “The Black Dahlia” at 21.   5'4"
Keira Knightley Mar 26, 1985 Still a child in “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest” at 20.   5'7"
Mila Kunis Aug 14, 1983 Still a child in season 8 of “That 70’s Show” at 22. Looks the same in season 1 at 15.   5'3"
Evangeline Lilly Aug 3, 1979 Still a child in season 2 of “Lost” at 26.   5'5"
Natasha Lyonne Apr 4, 1979 Still a child in “Blade: Trinity” at 24. Looks the same in “American Pie” at 19.   5'3"
Rachel McAdams Oct 7, 1976 Still a child in “The Wedding Crashers” and “Red Eye” at 28.   5'6"
Mandy Moore Apr 10, 1984 Still a child in “American Dreamz” at 21.   5'9"
Brittany Murphy Nov 10, 1977 Still a child in “The Groomsmen” at 28. Looks the same in “8 Mile” at 24.   5'3"
Anna Paquin July 24, 1982 Still a child in “X-Men: The Last Stand” at 23. Looks the same in “X-Men” at 17.   5'5"
Piper Perabo Oct 31, 1977 Still a child in “Cheaper by the Dozen 2” at 27. Looks the same in “Coyote Ugly” at 22.   5'7"
Sarah Polley Jan 8, 1979 Still a child in “Don’t Come Knocking” at 26. Looks the same in “The Sweet Hereafter” at 17.   5'2"
Natalie Portman Jun 9, 1981 Still a child in “V for Vendetta” at 24. Looks the same in “Where the Heart Is” at 18.   5'4"
Laura Prepon Mar 7, 1980 Still a child in season 8 of “That 70’s Show” at 26. Looks the same in season 1 at 18.   5'10"
Tara Reid Nov 8, 1975 Still a child in “Alone in the Dark” at 29. Looks the same in “American Pie” at 23.   5'5"
Christina Ricci Feb 12, 1980 Still a child in “Cursed” at 24.   5'1"
Julia Stiles Mar 28, 1981 Still a child in “The Omen” at 24. Looks the same in “Save the Last Dance” at 19.   5'7"
Mena Suvari Feb 9, 1979 Still a child in “Domino” and “Beauty Shop” at 25. Looks the same in “American Pie” and “American Beauty” at 19.   5'4"
Hilary Swank July 30, 1974 Still a child in “The Black Dahlia” at 31. Looks the same in “The Gift” at 25.
Almost qualifies as a woman. 5'7"
Amber Tamblyn May 14, 1983 Still a child in “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” at 21.   5'7"
Reese Witherspoon Mar 22, 1976 Still a child in “Walk the Line” at 28. Looks the same in “Pleasantville” at 21.   5'2"

 

 

 

Musicians - male - adult

Name

Birth Date

Video Evidence

Comment

Height

“The Black Eyed Peas”
Will I Am
Al
Taboo


Mar 15, 1975
Nov 28, 1974
July 14, 1975


All men in “Joints and Jam” at 23.
 

5’10”
5’6”
5’11”
“Coldplay”
Chris Martin

Mar 2, 1977

A man in “Yellow” at 23.
 
6'2"
“Korn”
Jonathan Davis
Reginald Arvizu
James Shaffer
Brian Welch
David Silveria

Jan 18, 1971
Nov 2, 1969
Jun 6, 1970
Jun 19, 1970
Sep 21, 1972

All men in “Blind”. Jonathan was 23, Reginald was 25, James and Brian were 24, and David was 22.
 
6’2”
5’8”
6’2”
6’2”
5’11”
“Limp Bizkit”
Fred Durst
DJ Lethal
Wes Borland
Sam Rivers

Aug 20, 1971
Dec 18, 1972
Feb 7, 1975
Sep 22, 1978

All men in “Faith”. Fred was 27, DJ Lethal was 26, Wes was 23, and Sam was 20.
 
5’10”
6’1”
6’1”
6’3”
“Metallica”
James Hetfield
Lars Ulrich
Kirk Hamitt
Jason Newsted

Aug 3, 1963
Dec 26, 1963
Nov 18, 1962
Mar 4, 1963

All men in “One”. James and Jason were 25, Lars was 24, and Kirk was 26.
 
6’1”
5’7”
5’8”
5’9”
“Nickleback”
Chad Kroeger
Mike Kroeger
Ryan Peake
Ryan Vikedal

Nov 15, 1974
Jun 25, 1972
Mar 1, 1973
May 9, 1975

All men in “How You Remind Me”. Chad and Ryan Vikedal were 26, Mike was 29, and Ryan Peake was 28.
 
6’2”
6’0”
5’11”
“Nirvana”
Kurt Cobain
Dave Grohl
Chris Novoselic

Feb 20, 1967
Jan 31, 1969
May 16, 1965

All men in “Smells Like Teen Spirit”. Kurt was 24, Dave was 22, and Chris was 26.
 
5’8”
6’0”
6’7”
“Our Lady Peace”
Raine Maida
Duncan Coutts

Apr 18, 1970
Feb 4, 1970

Raine was a man in “Starseed” at 24. Duncan was a man in “Superman is Dead” at 27.
 

5'7"
“Pearl Jam”
Eddie Vedder
Stone Gossard
Jeff Ament

Dec 23, 1964
July 20, 1966
Mar 10, 1963

All men in “Alive”. Eddie was 26, Stone was 25, Jeff was 28.
 
5’7”
6’1”
“Rage Against the Machine”
Zack de la Rocha
Tom Morello
Brad Wilk
Tim Commerford


Jan 12, 1970
May 30, 1964
Sep 5, 1968
Feb 26, 1968


All men in “Freedom”. Zack was 23, Tom was 29, and Brad and Tim were 24.
 


5’11”

6’4”
Biggie Smalls May 21, 1972 A man in “Juicy” at 22. Died at 24 on Mar 9, 1997. 6'3"
Dr. Dre Feb 18, 1965 A man in “Straight Outta Compton” at 23.   6'1"
Eminem Oct 17, 1972 A man in “My Name Is” at 26.   5'8"
Everlast Aug 18, 1969 A man in “Jump Around” at 23.   6'5"
50 Cent July 6, 1976 A man in “In Da Club” at 26.   6'0"
Ice Cube Jun 15, 1969 A man in “Straight Outta Compton” at 18.   5'8"
Jay-Z Dec 4, 1969 A man in “Can’t Knock the Hustle” at 26.   6'3"
R. Kelly Jan 8, 1969 A man in “She’s Got That Vibe” at 23.   6'1"
Kid Rock Jan 17, 1971 A man in “Bawitdaba” at 28.   6'5"
Ludacris Sep 11, 1977 A man in “Southern Hospitality” at 23.   5'8"
Marilyn Manson Jan 5, 1969 A man in “Get Your Gunn” at 25.
  6'1"
Nelly Nov 2, 1978 A man in “Country Grammar” at 21.   5'10"
Snoop Oct 20, 1971 A man in “Nuthin’ But a G Thang” at 21.   6'3"
Tupac Jun 16, 1971 A man in “Keep Ya Head Up” at 21. Died at 25 on Sep 13, 1996. 5'9"

 

 

 

Musicians - male - child

Name

Birth Date

Video Evidence

Comment

Height

“Coldplay”
Guy Berryman

Apr 12, 1978

Still a child in “Fix You” at 27.
 
5'10"
“Good Charlotte”
Joel Madden
Benji Madden
Billy Martin
Paul Thomas

Mar 11, 1979
Mar 11, 1979
Jun 15, 1981
Oct 5, 1980

All still children in “We Believe”. Joel and Benji were 26, Billy was 23, and Paul was 24.
 
5’9”
5’7”
5’11”
5’9
“The Killers”
Brandon Flowers
David Keuning
Mark Stoermer
Ronnie Vannucci

Jun 21, 1981
Mar 20, 1976
Jun 28, 1977
Feb 15, 1976


All still children in “When You Were Young”. Brandon was 25, David and Ronnie were 30, and Mark was 29.


David almost qualifies as a man.

5’10”
6’4”
6’2”
6’2”

“Linkin Park”
Chester Bennington
Mike Shinoda
Brad Delson
Phoenix
Rob Bourdon
Joseph Hahn

Mar 20, 1976
Feb 11, 1977
Dec 1, 1977
Feb 8, 1977
Jan 20, 1979
Mar 15, 1977

All still children in “Numb/Encore”. Chester was 28, Phoenix and Joseph were 27, Brad was 26, and Rob was 25. Mike was still a child in “Where’d You Go?” at 28.
 
5’10”
5’11”
6’0”

6’4”
6’0”
“N-Sync”
Justin Timberlake
J.C. Chasez
Lance Bass
Joey Fatone
Chris Kirkpatrick

Jan 31, 1981
Aug 8, 1976
May 4, 1979
Jan 28, 1977
Oct 17, 1971

Justin is still a child in “Signs” at 24. J.C. and Chris are still children in “Girlfriend”, J.C. at 25 and Chris at 30. Lance was still a child in the movie “Cursed” at 25. Joey was still a child in the movie “The Cooler” at 25.
 
6’0”
5’11”
5’11”
6’1”
5’9”
“Simple Plan”
Pierre Bouvier
Jeff Stinco
Dave Desrosiers
Sebastien Lefebvre
Chuck Corneau

May 9, 1979
Aug 22, 1978
Aug 29, 1980
Jun 5, 1981
Sep 17, 1979

All still children in “Crazy”. Pierre was 26, Jeff was 27, Dave and Chuck were 25, and Sebastien was 24.
 
5’11”
5’10”
5’8”
5’8”
5’9”
“Sum 41”
Derek Whibly
Steve Jocz
Dave Baksh
Jason McCaslim

Mar 21, 1980
July 23, 1981
July 26, 1980
Sep 3, 1980

All still children in “Pieces”. Deryck, Dave and Jason were 24, and Steve was 23.
 
5’5”
5’11”
5’10”
6’3”
Chingy
Mar 9, 1980
Still a child in “Pulling me Back” at 26.   5'11"
John Mayer
Oct 16, 1977
Still a child in “Daughters” at 26.   6'3"
Omarion
Nov 12, 1984
Still a child in the movie “Scary Movie 4” at 21.   5'6"
Sean Paul Jan 8, 1973 Still a child in “Temperature” at 32.   5'7"
Pharrell Apr 5, 1973 Still a child in “Angel” at 32.   5'8"
Usher Oct 14, 1978 Still a child in “Caught Up” at 26.   5'10"
Kanye West Jun 8, 1977 Still a child in “Touch the Sky” at 28.   5'9"

 

 

 

Musicians - female - adult

Name

Birth Date

Video Evidence

Height

“The Spice Girls”
Geri Halliwell
Victoria Beckham
Melanie Chisolm
Melanie Brown
Emma Bunton

Aug 6, 1972
Apr 17, 1974
Jan 12, 1974
May 29, 1975
Jan 21, 1976

All women in “Wannabe”. Geri was 23, Victoria and Melanie Chisholm were 22, Melanie Brown was 21, and Emma was 20.

5’1”
5’6”
5’6”
5’3”
5’2”
Beyonce
Sep 4, 1981
A woman in “No, No, No” at 16. 5'6"
Mariah Carey
Mar 27, 1970

A woman in “Visions of Love” at 20. 5'9"
Missy Elliot
July 1, 1971
A woman in “The Rain” at 25. 5'2"
Stacy Ferguson
Mar 27, 1975
A woman in “Where is the Love?” at 28. 5'2"
Nelly Furtado
Dec 2, 1978
A woman in “I’m Like a Bird” at 21. 5'1"
Faith Hill
Sep 21, 1967
A woman in “Pieces of My Heart” at 26. 5'9"
Lauryn Hill
May 25, 1975
A woman in “Fu-Gee-La” at 20. 5'3"
Jewel
May 23, 1974 A woman in “Who Will Save Your Soul?” at 21. 5'6"
Chantal Kreviazuk
May 18, 1974
A woman in “God Made Me” at 22. 5'8"
Amy Lee Dec 13, 1981 A woman in “Bring Me to Life” at 21 . 5'4"
Courtney Love July 9, 1964 A woman in “Miss World” at 29. 5'10"
Madonna Aug 16, 1958 A woman in “Borderline” at 25. 5'4"
Kylie Minogue May 28, 1968 A woman in “The Loco-Motion” at 20. 5'1"
Alanis Morissette Jun 1, 1974 A woman in “Too Hot” at 17. 5'4"
Pink Sep 8, 1979 A woman in “There You Go” at 20. 5'4"
Kelly Rowland Feb 11, 1981 A woman in “No, No, No” at 16. 5'8"
Gwen Stefani Oct 3, 1969 A woman in “Just a Girl” at 26. 5'6"
Shania Twain Aug 28, 1965 A woman in “What Made You Say That?” at 27. 5'4"

 

 

 

Musicians - female - child

Name

Birth Date

Video Evidence

Height

Christina Aguilera Dec 18, 1980 Still a child in “Ain’t No Other Man” at 25. 5'2"
Ashanti Oct 13, 1980 Still a child in “Still on it” at 25. 5'3"
Michelle Branch July 2, 1983 Still a child in “My, Oh My” at 23.
5'6"
Vanessa Carlton Aug 16, 1980 Still a child in “White Houses” at 23. 5'6"
Kelly Clarkson
Apr 24, 1982 Still a child in “Walk Away” at 23. 5'4"
Norah Jones Mar 30, 1979 Still a child in “Those Sweet Words” at 25. 5'1"
Alicia Keys
Jan 25, 1981 Still a child in “Every Little Bit Hurts” at 24. 5'7"
Avril Lavigne
Sep 27, 1984 Still a child in “He Wasn’t” at 20. 5'2"
Ashlee Simpson
Oct 3, 1984 Still a child in “L.O.V.E.” at 21. 5'7"
Jessica Simpson July 10, 1980 Still a child in the movie “Employee of the Month” at 25. 5'3"
Lady Sovereign Dec 19, 1985 Still a child in "Love Me or Hate Me" at 20. 5'1"
Britney Spears Dec 2, 1981 Still a child in “Do Something” at 22. 5'4"

 

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